things scooby-doo is not:

  • fully aware he is a dog
  • able to talk in full eloquent sentences
  • a magical figment of shaggy’s weed-stoned hallucinations

things shaggy rogers is not:

  • a stoner
  • too cowardly to ever stand up to ghosts and monsters
  • a harbinger of terrible hygiene
  • one hundred per cent ready to quit the gang at any time
  • the one guy ostracised from the group of cool kids
  • just hanging around with the gang for food and free road trips

things velma dinkley is not:

  • socially inept
  • bossy
  • catty and unpleasant
  • nurturing a superiority complex
  • chubby/curvy only by supermodel standards
  • a lesbian because she dresses with less femininity than daphne
  • only hanging with the gang because she’s too boring to have any other friends

things fred jones is not:

  • a pervert
  • abusive/violent
  • a control freak
  • generally a really nasty guy who everyone only sticks around because he’s the one with the driver’s licence
  • waiting impatiently to hook up with daphne and leave the gang for cooler friends

things daphne blake is not:

  • anorexic/bulimic
  • consciously dieting
  • self-centered, bitchy and generally unkind
  • incapable of defending herself
  • condescending to anyone who doesn’t match her level of beauty and style
  • desperate for male attention and validation
  • only there to desperately desire to bang fred

things mystery inc. are:

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A BUNCH OF REALLY SWEET, STABLE MIDDLE-CLASS KIDS AND THEIR DOG FROM A SLEEPY LITTLE TOWN IN OHIO WHO REALLY LOVE SOLVING MYSTERIES; WHO GROWN-UPS SHOULD STOP REDUCING TO STEREOTYPES TO MAKE “COOLER”, “REALISTIC” OR “FOR ADULTS TOO”

HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERYONE

i’ve been watching Scooby-Doo and the Alien Invaders today for the first time since i was a kid and i forgot about dottie and fred oh my god

FRED IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE WITH EVERYTHING IN THIS WHOLE MOVIE BUT THIS IS DEFINITELY THE BEST PART

i think my favourite scooby romances are with people crushing on the gang who really weird the kids out. gibby and velma, bram and daphne, dottie and fred, the snack bar girl at the sports stadium and shaggy… 

ruhigknight said: 

Thank you for reminding me I need to catch up w/ Monster High. Or is this a novel thing?

you’re welcome buddy!!! come to josie for all your cartoon needs

i’m talking about the Freaky Fusion movie specifically; check out this extended trailer to see what i meant!

neighthan is definitely my new favourite because he’s adorable but also seems like a really nice and gentle guy; i’m kinda disappointed all the new monsters seem to be american (i was prematurely headcanoning avea as english and bonita as spanish/mexican) but they’re sooooooooo cute i don’t even mind

man, is neighthan really going to be another love interest for frankie? i get that frankie’s the main character and everything but oh my god how many boyfriends has she had already

neighthan looks like a really sweet character; i was really hoping he wasn’t put in the main cast just to be a love interest (or at least end up closer to one of the hybrid ghouls if anything) but i guess now i can only hope his character amounts to more than “the guy frankie likes this week”

what happened to andy, though? is she not dating andy any more? and if jackson and holt are apparently out of the picture does that mean jackson is dating clair? that thought makes me excited actually i really hope jackson is dating clair because frankie did not treat him very well 

neopuff said: 

becuz youre dedicated to the scooby doo franchise. buddy i know your pain. i have watched some terrible g.i. joe series just cuz i just…….i needed to be SURE they were as bad as i thought they were…….

thank u friend that’s a really nice way to put it 

i know that feeling though; like, if you’re going to complain loud and long about something then you’ve got to actually know what it is you’re talking about. i’ll admit i got a little less aggressive towards MI after the finale cleared up some of its shit but even so wow what a mess

but at least it’s a mess i am fully licensed and qualified to complain about

blackcatula said: 

I’m so glad we’re friends regardless XD

every single follower: josie why do you post so much angry stuff about mystery incorporated when you could just ignore it

me: 

nothing like the fresh smell of unsolicited mystery incorporated posts all over my dashboard in the morning

the wilson-kane family + text posts 

obscenelybefuddled said: 

my suggestion is, ‘groovy’. the whole sequence. come on, i know you want to. those glorious colours!! CRYSTAL

i don’t know what kind of suggestions i was expecting but it was definitely nothing as perfect as this

i’ve been stuck for drawing inspiration lately so i was thinking of jumping on the screencap redraw bandwagon; it looks really fun!

y’all should submit me screencaps to have a shot at redrawing because i’m going to be useless at choosing my own i can just feel it